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Meet the Authors, Take 3

The TEAL Signed Book Giveaway is underway, and each week, we’re highlighting a few of the authors who have contributed to our fantastic promotion! This week, meet Denise Grover Swank and Jen Mann.

 

 Denise Grover Swank is the mother of six kids, and a prolific writer who consistently finds herself on the USA Today and New York Times Best Sellers List. With more than 40 novels and novellas to her credit, Denise has become a go-to author for a LOT of readers, myself included.

 

Ten years ago, Magnolia Steele fled Franklin, Tennessee after an incident that left her with hazy memories and a horror of the place where she had been born and bred. Though her abrupt departure destroyed most of her treasured relationships, she vowed never to return . . . until she has no choice. When Magnolia’s breakout acting role in a Broadway musical ends in disgrace, there’s only one place she can go. She finds herself on her momma’s porch, suitcase in hand. 

Drama follows Magnolia around like a long lost friend. She reluctantly agrees to help her momma’s catering company at a party for a country music star, only to find herself face-to-face with a sleazy music agent from her past. After a very public spat, Magnolia not only finds him dead but herself center stage in the police’s investigation. Now she must scramble to prove her innocence, relying on the help of acquaintances old and new. 

But the longer Magnolia stays in Franklin, the more she remembers about the big bad incident that chased her away. The past might not be finished with her yet, and what she doesn’t remember could be her biggest danger. 

 

New York Times Best-selling author, Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood.

I've found her stories to be funny, irreverent, and often surprisingly poignant, and I'm sure you will, too!

 

 

I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. It brings together 37 hilarious and relatable essays that showcase the foibles of ordinary women trying to be perfect.

The cult of perfection is a thing. As women, we are constantly inundated with "helpful" and/or "ah-may-zing" tips to improve our looks, please our men, raise the next Einstein (in a wheat-free, dairy-free, and sugar-free environment), and feng shui the crap out of our homes. Whether it's the hot new diet that involves only eating what you can forage from the floor of your minivan, bleaching everything from your hair to your teeth to your butt hole, or clearing your clutter by mindfully thanking your ratty underwear for its long, dedicated service before you toss them, we've all tried something to be more perfect. We all try strive for perfection and balance in our lives, and most of us fail--spectacularly. These are those stories.

 

 

 

Seriously, if you consider yourself a lover of great books, getting your hands on signed copies of these two books and TEN others has to get you excited!! Enter our giveaway by clicking HERE. You can enter once a day through the month of September!

 

 

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